Campeones, campeones!

Real Madrid beat Athletic Bilbao at San Mamés 3-0, with goals from Pipita Higuain, Mesut Özil, and Cristiano Ronaldo. With two fixtures left in the season, Real Madrid has effectively won La Liga (after quite a four-year wait!).

(I personally thought La Liga was already won when we triumphed over Barcelona, but hey, this just officially seals the deal. After all, we still have a seven-point cushion over the Catalans!)

Now onto the important part of this post: SHIRTLESS LOCKER ROOM CELEBRATION PHOTOS.

Whoever introduced these men to social media must be thanked. These locker room photos are effin’ awesome. Plus, Iker Casillas has been drunk-posting on Facebook like crazy! And Sergio Ramos has just posted a video on the plane of him and Alvaro Arbeloa dancing to Michael Jackson.

Yep, that’s how Real Madrid rolls.

Canteranos in the spotlight!

Here’s a video for Adidas MiCoach featuring two of my favorite canteranos, Esteban Granero and Jose Callejon. Another favorite canterano, Alvaro Arbeloa, makes a cameo—and probably wanted more screen time, I suppose.

El Pirata has spoken.

“Five points.”

Esteban Granero, when asked about the difference between Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Jose Mourinho hosts a barbecue for his cold-blooded enforcers

Or as they say in Spanish, “barbacoa”.

And they all think he’s nothing but cold and calculating. Adorable team is adorable. And Sergio just has to wear his Rajon Rondo jersey.

And because it is not apparent in the first photo, here are my two favorite midfielders looking so fine: